So I was at Defcon last weekend and had to double up attending the con and writing my weekly paper for school.  I was sitting in the hall typing away considering how brilliant everything sounded and perfectly content, until I received the grade.

My paper was returned to me the following Monday with a comment saying, “this paper appeared more rushed than normal.”  In retrospect my assumed brilliance was really the vodka I was drinking while I wrote the paper.

Contrary to what Jackie Chan may teach us, alcohol does not improve ones performance at sports or school.

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